Happy Holidays from CanesPundit.com

December 23, 2011

Happy Holidays Bitchiz!  I hope Santa gets you that ‘ESPN Films 30 for 30:The U’ DVD that you wanted.  If you’re Jewish, I hope that you got some mad dreidels and chocolate gold coins headed your way.  And if you celebrate Kwanzaa, I hope that….I don’t know what goes on there, I’m whiter than Taylor Swift’s [...]

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UM News and Notes

December 20, 2011

- Alright so I lost my fantasy playoff match up.  Mike Wallace managed a meager 11 points, when I needed 20.  Big Ben had two throws to Mike in the end zone that would have won me close to half a grand, but both got picked off.  Thanks Ben.  I haven’t been this disappointed in [...]

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F Nate Burleson

December 19, 2011

Dude, fuck Nate Burleson.  Fuck Nate Burleson and fuck his family.  Fuck his kids.  Fuck his parents.  Fuck his dog.  Fuck his cat.  Basically fuck anything associated with Nate Burleson that has a hole in it.  I was cruising in my fantasy playoff game.  Roddy White went off on Thursday night for 10 catches and [...]

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Brandon Washington and Olivier Vernon Declare for Draft

December 16, 2011

Wait, now Brandon Washington and Olivier Vernon are goin pro too?  What the?  Peeps are jumpin off like this is the Titanic.  Ray Ray Armstrong is like the dude playin the violin (I’m just waitin for him to say ‘F it’ and toss the violin and declare for the draft too).  First Forston and Streeter, [...]

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Lamar Miller Declares for NFL Draft

December 13, 2011

Yes, we know this is a picture of Erin Andrews and not Lamar Miller, but we just couldn’t bring ourselves to remove this picture from the site from our previous story.  I mean, look at the rack-to-waist-size ratio.  Unreal.  And those things are real.  I think.   – Well, we told you so.  As expected, [...]

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The Pundit Hangs Out With Erin Andrews

December 8, 2011

Welcome back bitchiz.  I decided to take a couple weeks off from the site.  Some people asked what I’ve been doing during the break.  Not much.  Just kicked back.  Relaxed.  And hung out with Erin Andrews.   Well, maybe the phrase ‘hung out’ is a bit of a stretch.  You see, Erin and I decided that we should go the gym [...]

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Forston and Streeter Going Pro

December 6, 2011

Oh man.  The NFL Draft has pinned our hands against the shower wall and had its way with us.  We thought Lamar would turn pro, but Forston too?  After three games played?  And Tommy?  Tommy?!  Maaaaan.  This 6-6 team is going to lose its best defender in Spence, one of its most talented D Linemen [...]

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November 29, 2011

—Canes Pundit will be undergoing maintenance these next few weeks and will be on hiatus. (and by ‘maintenance’ I mean that I am going to be sitting on my couch in my boxers eating a giant tub of cookie dough).  See you in a few weeks bitchiz.—

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Boston College Tops Miami in Season Finale, 24-17

November 26, 2011

Oh Jesus.  That didn’t just happen.  Really?  Boston F’n College?  In a season of disappointing losses, this one tops them all.  At home, versus a woeful 3-8 BC squad…and the team lays an egg and loses 24-17.  F me.  Just when I think I’m desensitized to all the losses, they go and do this and [...]

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Miami Hurricanes vs. Boston College Eagles Preview and Prediction

November 23, 2011

And then there was one.  Seems just like yesterday we were gearin up for the opener at College Park.  What a crazy f’n year.  When all is said and done, Miami will have played 12 games this season – by their choice.  With a win versus Boston College on Friday, Miami has a chance to [...]

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